Discreet rear entry down at the local Club X store,
He wanders in and browses the DVDs.
This is an absolute rip off mate!
How in the fuck do you cunts sleep at night?
Sorry? Can I help you there sir?
I could make a DVD for next to fuck all.
I won a handy cam on eBay, got it for 33 bucks.
Anyway do you have any huge dildos on for sale?
I dont want to pay a heap as I am only gonna fuck it!
Looking for a laugh from the other ashamed shoppers, no one gives him one.
Honey Im home from work, Ive got a surprise for ya.
Where are you? I see you. Youre hiding under the stair case.
A massive rubber cock wobbles out of the plastic bag. See!
Ill set the camera up, get on the bed now.
The dildo is stuffed onto a jackhammers chisel.
The hostage gives the tool a gobby.
Thats it sweetie suck it slowly.
Jackhammer on full noise, rapidly busting through the base of the skull,
Smile for the camera princess.
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