He surfs the internet looking for a wife. Busty 40-year-old, no kids, non-smoker.
They meet up for dinner and drinks. She's 400 pounds. He feels repulsed but takes her coat.
She starts to gorge on everything. Grease covers her face. Her floral blouse is ruined by gravy and oil.
"I haven't felt the touch of a man in years. Please fuck me in the toilets before dessert."
"Thanks, but no thanks. Yeah, nah. Fuck it, what the hell."
Her size dwarfs him. Her pimply, flat arse shakes with every shameful thrust.
She reveals she has birthed six children. Her pelvic floor is weak.
All the red wine that she has guzzled forces the seal to break.
He's soaked in piss. It smells of burnt rubber and garlic. Quickly withdraws, vomits on her.
"You fat fucking whore! You have ruined my night! You've scarred me for life!"
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