[Holmes]
[Prince Charles:] And now, the British premier of 'My Legs' by Ken and Ron Sex Bachelor.
[Narrator:]
Mice. The hall was dark and rubbery,
Fezzit is waiting for a likely young chicken to drop in a lake.
But Bernie doesn't believe this and quickly woofs.
Meanwhile, Shelat and Target are destined by a huge cat.
[Bernie:] Crikey, you lot, am I all?
[Derek Guyler:] The gun is above me head
[Narrator:] Then Berny rushes naked into the pre-heated oven.
[Target:] There's a false lady outside selling pyjamas. What shall I tell her?
[Olive out of On The Buses:] Please will you coat my legs?
[Target:] Lock me up, baby.
[Johnny McDozenlegs:] Ask if she's tepid, do.
[Bernie:] Yes, do.
[Richard Wattis:] Yes, do.
[Dr Wizzy:] Yes, do.
[Sid James:] Yes, do.
[Monica Rose:] Yes, do.
[Esma Cannon:] Yes, do.
[Joyce Grenfell:] Yes, do! Yes,yes, do!
[Peggy Mount:] Am I shiny enough yet?
[Shelat:] Is there a long pipe in the house?
[Narrator:] For a while, all was silent. Until...
[Anne Aston:] Oh, look! I whopped my big kidneys out for all to see.
[All:] Ooooh...
[Bernie (the bolt):] Do not say "Oooh."
[All:] No, we shall not say "Oooh."
[Bernie:] No! Never say "Oooh!"
[Dr Wizzy:] If only Lieutenant Uhuhu was here. She wouldn't say "Oooh."
[Charles Hawtrey:] Love. Love my dire native.
[Karen Carpenter:] Carry me to Zimbabwe, me lovely fishes.
[Susan Dropweewee:] Soon me cannelloni is 'tween me legs.
[All (singing):] "Cause we couldn't
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